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Windows Vista is so bad that Bill Gates should have his cock cut off, say users. In a recent poll, Vista users were asked how the Microsoft boss should be punished for the visually appealing but woefully unready operating system.
10% voted for “a stern word”
14% wanted Bill Gates to have to wear a dunce’s cap and sing a humiliating song about premature ejaculation (or Vista, as it is also known)
16% voted for breast augmentation surgery
18% wanted him imprisoned for every hour of unnecessary disk thrashing which his operating system has forced the world to endure. Given the number of copies already sold, this measure seems unfeasible
26% believe he should have his cock cut off
The remaining 16% were spread across a range of sanctions, including spanking, being made to wear a dress, becoming the subject of a rude limerick competition, and having a national chain of gay bars named after him.
So how would YOU punish Bill? Would big tits make him more responsive to customers? Should he have his cock cut off, as a warning to future corporate fat cats? Is this a job for Uma Thurman and her samurai sword? Or should we all stop whinging and accept that shit happens?
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